Date: Mon Oct 27 01:03pm
Matt Bonner, creative furnace, die? Is he otherwise
engaged? Or did he simply grow bored with this website?
you for your heartfelt concern. i too thought i was
dead, but it turns out i was just in traffic on the
M50 (apologies to gene hackman).
brings us, without further mucking about, to the Rules
of the Sundial (and, by extension, to mattbonner.com):
the Sundial (hereinafter referred to as "The
Dial, Dude") will be updated Whenever.
Whenever shall be construed from this point forward
as being no less than Now and Then, and may also expand
periodically to include A Wicked Lot; the robustness
of Whenever, generally speaking, will function as
an inverse square of Demands to be Otherwise Engaged
(hereinafter referred to as "DTBOE").
The Dial, Dude, holds your ass fully responsible for
any satisfaction (or lack thereof) you may experience
as a result of the change in frequency, depth, breadth,
circumference, and level above flood stage which The
Dial, Dude, periodically undergoes as a consequence
of the demands of DTBOE.
past performance does not guarantee future results.
employees must wash hands before returning to work.
keep away from open flame. lather, rinse, repeat.
use two fingers.