reduce your existing mortgage - 22 apr 2002

From: Deja@FreeMailForAll.com
Subject: New Book - Banking Secrets To Reduce Your Existing Mortgage
Date: Sun, 22 Apr 2001 16:01:11 -0500

Hi!

My name is Pam Johnson. I have a Bachelor's Degree in Accounting with 15 years experience and 2 years as a realtor.

By working very closely with banks and mortgage companies, I have discovered this amazing method to help my clients save ten of thousands of dollars and up to 15 years on their new mortgage. I was so shocked and excited when I tried it on my existing mortgage, and it worked too. I just had to share this astounding information.

This program is

  • Easy
    Fast
    Effective
    Simple
    Step by Step Process
    Not a Loan Program
    Great for New Mortgage
    Works with Existing Mortgage
    Reduce Interest DRASTICALLY

Stop giving your hard-earned money to banks and mortgage companies. Why not use the money you save for your children's education, home improvements, buying a new car, vacations, or simply invest it?

Start saving money TODAY! Let me show you how for the low price of $39.99 plus $8.00 shipping and handling. (USA ONLY, Foreign add $20.00)

If this program does not save you $20,000 on your mortgage, return it within 30 days for a full refund. (Less shipping and handling).

You have my personal guarantee!

Sincerely, Pam Johnson

P.S. Place Your Order Before April 30, 2002 and Receive FREE, 3 Days 2 Nights Hotel Accommodations for YOU and a GUEST with 20 destinations to choose from. (Valued at $200). Mail Check or Money Order (US funds ONLY) to: Interactive Publications, Inc. 2014 N. Saginaw Rd. Midland, MI 48640 Please Allow 2-4 Weeks For Delivery.

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From: Matt Bonner
To: Deja@FreeMailForAll.com
Subject: Re: New Book - Banking Secrets To Reduce Your Existing Mortgage
Date: Sun, 22 Apr 2002 16:27:01 -0400

dear 'pam',

this is hands down the ugliest fucking email i've ever seen. remember in the 1970s when new york had orange & black license plates? and when every other VW bug was bright yellow? right....i think you follow me.

if you need a graphic designer to help you kick this awful habit, i can recommend one....for - you guessed it - the low price of $39.99 plus $8.00 shipping and handling.

yours in spam, meb

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